Spike:
There once was a tiger-striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, revived and lived a million lives, and he was owned by various people who he really didn't care for. The cat wasn't afraid to die. Then one day the cat became a stray cat, which meant he was free. He met a white female cat and the two of them spent their days together happily. Well, years passed and the white cat grew weak, and died of old age. The tiger-striped cat cried a million times, and then he died too. Except this time, he didn't come back to life.
Jet:
Yeah... that's a good story.
Spike:
I hate that story.
Jet:
Huh?
Spike:
I never liked cats, you know that.
Jet:
Oh yeah, that's right.